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- Pelakon filem anaku sazali , Tony Castelo atau Mohd nor Abdullah meninggal dunia
- Cikgu Matematik dan anak muridnya
- Kata-kata Hikmat Selebriti Terkenal
- Gambar Adik Rozita Che Wan Bertunang
- Shahz Jazle Dan Maria Farida berbalas mesej sayang di Twitter !!!
Pelakon filem anaku sazali , Tony Castelo atau Mohd nor Abdullah meninggal dunia Posted: 13 Dec 2010 08:03 AM PST |
Cikgu Matematik dan anak muridnya Posted: 13 Dec 2010 07:19 AM PST Seorang cikgu wanita yang tengah asyik mengajar mata pelajaran matematik di kelas 2 berlian terhenti setelah melihat keletah seorang anak muridnya. Dia melihat bdak tue meludah atas tangan dan gosok2 kt kepala dia. disebabkan perasaan yg penuh curiga dan pelik, cikgu itue terus pergi ke murid itue dan bertanya cikgu : ahmad, kamu ni dari tadi cikgu tgk kamu meludah atas tangan dan kamu sapukan ke kepala!! kenapa? murid: ermm.. Matematik nih susah sgt la cikgu cikgu: Dah tue, kena kamu buat macam tue pulak? murid : senang sikit nak masuk cikgu.. cikgu: apa maksud kamu? cikgu xpaham murid : camni cikgu, semalam sy terbangun dari tidur sebab nak pergi minum, sy lalu kt bilik parents sy. sy terdengar suara mak sy time lalu tue cikgu: mak awak cakap ape murid: mak cakap... "ABG KALO SUSAH NAK MASUK SAPU LA SKET AIR LIUR KT KEPALA TU, BARU SENANG MASUK". Haaa... tue sebab la sy sapu air liur kt kepala sy cikgu.. |
Kata-kata Hikmat Selebriti Terkenal Posted: 13 Dec 2010 07:16 AM PST slalu diperkatakan artis2 kita x brapa bijak, nampaknya selebriti2 barat n pemimpin diorang pun x jauh beza, x percaya, boleh baca kata2 hikmat di bawah ni... 1. "What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?" — ParisHilton 2."The mostloving thing to do is to share your bed with someone." — Michael Jackson 3."If you haveintercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death arefinal." — Cyndi Lauper 4."Smokingkills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life." —BrookeShields 5."It's not thatI dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people." —Bryant Gumbel 6."When I'mreally hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he'sprobably gay." — Kathleen Turner 7."We are goingto turn this team around 360 degrees." — NBA player Jason Kidd 8."He speaksEnglish, Spanish, and he's bilingual too." — Don King 9."Predictions aredifficult, especially about the future." — Yogi Berra 10."The word'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."— Joe Theismann 11. "I don't thinkanybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead." —Samuel Goldwyn 12."I was askedto come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states." — Racquel Welch 13. "I get to goto lots of overseas places, like Canada." — Britney Spears 14. "I've neverreally wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And Iknow that's very popular out there in Africa." — Britney Spears 15. "So, where'sthe Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" — Christina Aguilera 16. "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I'venever heard of one. And that includes me." — Jessica Simpson 17."I think gaymarriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." — Arnold Schwarzenegger 18."You know, oneof the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." — GeorgeW. Bush 19."Too manyOB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."— George W. Bush 20. "Rarely is thequestion asked, is our children learning?" — George W. Bush |
Gambar Adik Rozita Che Wan Bertunang Posted: 13 Dec 2010 07:03 AM PST Inilah yang dinamakan aura keluarga yang menjadi artis di Malaysia, tempias populariti kakak beliau menyebabkan satu Malaysia tahu kisah pertunangan beliau. Namun adik RCW dan ARCW belum lagi menjejak langkah sebagai artis, mungkin akan bergerak kearah tersebut. Siapa sangkah jika di izinkan mungkin ia akan menjadi kenyataan, Lagi gambar pertunangan adik RCW dan ARCW dibawah. |
Shahz Jazle Dan Maria Farida berbalas mesej sayang di Twitter !!! Posted: 13 Dec 2010 06:56 AM PST Lain macam je pelukan Maria :) "Maaf, saya tidak mahu bercakap tentang hal itu dan tidak mahu kisah cinta saya dijaja. "Saya buat begini berdasakan pengalaman saya yang lepas dimana kisah cinta saya tidak sudah-sudah dipaparkan di akhbar mahupun laman-laman portal. "Ini membuatkan keluarga saya tidak senang dengan perkembangan kerjaya saya yang penuh dengan cerita-cerita peribadi. Saya harap anda faham," katanya yang sedang berlakon drama Gemilang arahan Khabir Bahtia bersama dengan Tiz Zaqyah dan Kamal Adli, yang akan disiarkan di TV3 tahun depan. Sebelum ini, Shahz dan Maria dikatakan sering keluar bersama dan yang terbaru, Maria menunggu Shahz yang sedang membuat sesi fotografi untuk sebuah majalah di dalam kereta. |
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